1. You refer to your city as Da port,
2. You know at least one person from P.T.,
Marina, or the Terrace.
3. You say things like "Whatchu Iz?", "EARLY!" "naw
my nigga u gooood" "whatchu mean" and you know
what being a "problem" is.
3. You have been to at least one basketball game
between either Central and Harding, Bassick and
Harding or Bassick and Central.
5. You know Kolbe Cathedral is a Catholic
School but a lot of sinful things go on in there.
6. You think Bassick High School was the
pregnant people school and you know a girl that
went there just so she would be able to bring
her baby to school with her.
7. You think Central students paid more
attention to what people were wearing rather
than getting an education but yet they claim
they are the smartest of all 3 high schools.
8. You think Harding should have just been shut
down and boarded up. Case closed.
9. You have been to at least one White Eagle,
Second Level, or hall party.
10. You have been mased at one of these parties
or a high school parties.
11. You have either lived in or know someone who
lived in Father Panic Village before it got tore
12. You know somebody who does hair or makes
dresses at Tech and you squeeze in an
appointment with them for your prom so you donít
have to pay full price for a hairstyle or dress.
13. You saw someone at your prom that you know
graduated from high school like 5 years before.
14. You get your eyebrows done at the nail salon
in the Arcade Mall or if your a guy, you get
your shape-up at Broadway.
15. You shop at Jimmy's Army and Navy or Dru's.
16. Guys: You get your White Tees from Dru's.
Ladies: You have been in Dru's coppin White Tees
for your man and Dru was tryna sell you some
Chanel earrings or a Louis Vitton bag. I mean
really goin hard at it!!!
17. You know all the bus stops on the # 1.
18. You know who hustle man is and you have seen
someone get hustled on the bus by him.
19. You know who Al Fixit is and you have seen
him climb a pole to get somebody cable for 20
20. You have seen a fight at the bus station or
in Trumbull Mall.
21. You know a girl that wears cleats with
baseball sock and tennis skirts or has cut up
Jersey and made it into something totally
22. You went to school in the morning with a
breakfast sandwich or a flat ham and cheese and
a 50 cent juice or soda (Big Burst or Top Pop).
23. You know what a Huggy soda is.
24. You still refer to the A&P grocery store on
Park Avenue as Walbaums.
25. You claim you hate New Haven people but you
got family there and you go to club GOTHAM
faithfully on Thursdays.
26. You only go to Stratford to go to WalMart or
Burlington Coat factory.
27. You know that Puerto Ricans stay on the East
28. You know that the North End is the only nice
part of BPT (well most of it).
29. You went to as many proms as possible as
long as they werenít all on the same night.
30. You went to Frankie's or New Colony Diner
after prom (preferably Frankie's).
31. You have had a cookout at Seaside or
32. You think Seaside water is diseased.
33. You went to the Puerto Rican Day Parade
(ours and New York's) even if you are not
Hispanic (you even bought a new outfit).
34. You get on the train to New York to get your
hair done by the Africans.
35. You know spot to get some blazin ass Spanish
food, Jamaican food, Chinese food or soul fool
and you donít have to walk far to get there.
36. You still say "BLAZIN."
37. You think Bridgeport should be Connecticut's
capital because we are the biggest city.
38. You think everyone in upstate CT is rich.
39. You and everybody else goes to the mall
early in the morning when new jordans are coming
40. You find out about a fight u missed from ur
friend or relative ... then u act like u saw it.
IF YOU FROM BRIDGEPORT...STAND UP AND REP IT
HARD. PASS THIS ON TO ALL TRUE BRIDGEPORT HEADS